| MODS, plese forgive me if this is in the wrong place, and feel free to move it if so!!! This is kind of a long story, although 100% true, it doens't have the content you're probably used to. Not sure where to start, So I guess the beginning would be the best place. Quite a few years ago we owned a Cocker Spaniel. Although I was into this lifestyle at the time, I never mentioned it to my wife. "Fuzz" was neutered, but had a bad habit of chewing up my wifes panties. I guess I was oblivious to the situation, mostly because I thought Steff (my wife) wasn't into "it" being a good catholic girl and all. Basically I completely disregarded the whole situation. At the time I thought she'd freak out if I even so much as suggested it. Well, a few years later, Fuzz had passed on. He was a great dog, a true buddy, and I miss him to this day. We started a family, and bought a new female dog. She was the BEST dog ever! Smart as a whip, FASSSST, and just a great companion for both of us when the other wasn't around. My wife and I are truely best friends, and honestly can't stand to be away from each other. So, Lilly filled in when one of us wasn't there. Fantastic puppy. A short time later, I got a second job and I was pretty scarce around the house, and it became apparent that with the wife working, and me working 2 jobs, that Lilly was a bit "neglected". NOT neglected in ANY way other than having noone around for most of the day. She got all her shots, and was VERY well taken care of!!!!! Soooooo, I got her a friend! Spot! I know that's a cliche name for a dog, but he was kewl. An un-neutered male mix. Black Lab, and Dalmation. He literally looked like a negative Dalmation. Black with white spots, sooooo, SPOT! So now we have 2 dogs living in the house, no kids at this point. Lilly and Spot became best of friends. They did everything together. They even teamed up on a particular squirrel that toremented them in our back yard. Lilly would distract him, and Spot would attack. Took a few months, but they finally got him! LOL Meanwhile, being several yerars into the marriage, our sex life became "stale". Although still VERY active, we both longed for something new and exciting. One night after a night on the town, Steff surprises me with this line. "You want to see what I taught Spot?" This COMPLETELY blew my mind!!!! So of course I said HELL YEAH! Expecting the best!!! But alas, Spot was only a licker. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the hell out of watching him lick up Steff's juices! What a turn on! And the fact that my good catholic girl was letting me watch this, let alone the fact that this had OBVIOUSLY taken place in the past, turned me on to no end! So in the weeks that passed, we had sent emails to each other regarding the subject at hand. And she revealed to me that her and Fuzz had a relationship. To quote her, "Why do you think he was always eating my panties?". CUZ he was liking her almost every night I wasn't home!!!!!! WOW! I thought! Blew my mind. Then she dropped the bomb! Since he was such a good boy, one night I thought I would return the favor and convinced him to actually f**k me. Now I know why you see dogs "stuck" together. HOLY HELL!!! I didn't know what to think. Steff is a 5'2" curvy natural blond that would make any man's tongue hard. And the first image I had was her with a dog locked inside the puss I've had a million times. Not bragging, but I'm "above average" in the size department, and I asked her how it was. She said he was a bit smaller, but "different" and it was an incredible feeling for her. I guess they stayed tied that first night for over 20 minutes. I dunno, that's just what she told me, I wasn't there to see it. Remember, I heard all about this after Fuzz had passed on. She didn't tell me, cuz she thought it would gross me out. A few years down the road, we now have 2 children, and a male dog, Sam. He is DEFINTELY not the Alpha Male from his litter. VERY VERY shy, and sooooo not aggressive. He's literally afraid of his own shadow. She has tried, with me present, on more than one occasion to involve him in our activities, but to no avail. He's just not interested. Although, Sam is truly a man's best friend. He is SUCH a good dog, I can't imagine him not being around. ALWAYS at the door tail waggin when I get home. Loves the kids, LOVES gettin his belly scratched. A few weeks ago, a good friend of ours picked up a male stray that was standing in the middle of a highway. He's a good guy that way, in fact he already has 5 dogs and 3 cats that he "acquired" that way. This dog is young, perhaps only a year old, and such a nice looking dog! Well behaved, but a "chewer" which Steff won't tolerate. Our friend is looking to get rid of this dog to a good home, as he already has enough to take care of. 2 nights ago, me and Steff are getting freaky in the family room, when she tells me "You need that dog! He is SOOOO You!" Immediately, you know what I'm thinking. But the kicker is this. EACH AND EVERY time Steff sees the new dog, he immediately stuffs his nose in her crotch. He's also been know to hump a leg or two. LOL So basically, what do you think? Do I go back to a 2 dog family? Is this my good catholic girl's way of telling me "this is the dog"? Or am I reading too much into this? She's obviously keen on the subject, and honestly doesn't like the "maintenance" of a dog, let alone 2. So why would she say such a thing? We had quite a few beers in us when this conversation took place, and honestly I was "balls deep" (not to offend anyone, just trying to make a point) when she popped this on me. I want to give the dog a good home, obviously. But are there certain "side effects" that I THINK are there? Are they? What do you all think???? |
